System-Affirming Gear, Tools & Tees
Created by a DID system—for dissociative systems and those who walk beside them.
From mugs to mousepads, from hoodies to healing humor—this merch is here to de-stigmatize, validate, and spark connection (with a side of sass).
*Most apparel is available in multiple colors and styles. Many items—like bags, journals, and stickers—come in different formats, too.
Functional Anarchy
No host. No hierarchy. Still getting shit done.
For the system that’s thriving in the chaos, this design is your badge of honor. Whether you’re tag-teaming therapy or blending beautifully, this one’s for you.
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Many Selves are Better Than One
Unless we're all talking at once.
A soft, system-affirming nod to co-conscious chaos, inner teamwork (or its total absence), and the reality of showing up plural in a singular world.
Crisis in a Cardigan
Holding it together with emotional duct tape and a neutral expression.
For the parts who smile politely, take notes in meetings, refill the coffee, and quietly dissociate behind excellent posture.
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Dissociating in Style
For the part who floats through life with grace, detachment, and impeccable taste
Whether you’re spacing out or switching up, this look says, “I’m not all here — but I am absolutely fabulous.”
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Crisis in a Hoodie
Low Support. High Comfort. 13+ Internal Monologues.
Wear it when you're: Switching roles Switching fronts Or just switching into survival mode.
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CIH Pullover Hoodie
Because sometimes the world’s too loud, and you just need a wearable retreat. Logo on back.
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CIH Pullover Hoodie
For systems who meet the world head-on—and don’t mind making a statement. (Logo on front)
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CIH Zipped Hoodie
For the ones who want comfort, function, and design that doesn’t get split down the middle.
includes mugs & hats
Emotionally Ghosted
My therapist is on vacation.
When your therapist goes on vacation and… so do your coping skills. ?? Wear it. Sip from it. Stick it on something. Let the world know you’re still here, holding it together with Scotch tape and a glue stick—while your therapist is somewhere sipping a mojito. Cheers to self‑care in the danger zone. ✨?
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Co-Con Casserole
Serves 6+ on alt days
For the systems cooking up collaboration—sometimes under pressure.
A little chaos, a lot of heart. This collection is for the ones who bring their whole internal crew to the kitchen table (metaphorically or not).
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Therapist Definition Collection
therapist (noun) /ˈthɛrəpɪst/: Explorer. Co-regulator. Human compass.
For the therapist who *gets it*
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Therapist (noun) Tote
Carries everything from DSMs to treatment planners...and snacks for sustenance of course.
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Therapist (noun) Mug
Perfect for that late-afternoon caffeine boost—while holding space with compassion and humor
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Therapist (noun) Throw Pillow
Cushioning the weight of everyone's emotions—one session at a time.
Functional in Flats
Dissociating in Style
Made for the system member who’s high-functioning, slightly dissociated, and somehow still answering emails.
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FIF Bucket Hat
Sun's out, parts out. For the executive dysfunction stroll, the therapy walk, or the backyard dissociation sesh.
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FIF A-Line Dress
For when you’re switching roles and outfits—on the fly. Comfy, breezy, and secretly system-savvy.
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FIF Fitted Scoop Tee
Soft enough to ground you. Sharp enough to advocate. The perfect tee for parts who lead with quiet power.